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 THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN

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PostSubject: THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN   THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN Icon_minitimeWed Nov 14, 2007 4:23 pm

Truth's About Men & Women
A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
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