Things Women Should'nt Say After or During Sex

But everybody looks funny naked!

Do you smell something burning?

On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

But I just brushed my teeth...

Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

When is this supposed to feel good?

Is that blood on the headboard?

Did I remember to take my pill?

Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

No, really... I do this part better myself!

Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?

You look younger than you feel.

Perhaps you're just out of practice.

You sweat more than a galloping stallion!

Did you come yet, dear?

I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...

So that's why they call you MR. Flash!

Long kisses clog my sinuses...

Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...

How long do you plan to be "almost there"?

Is it in?

That's it?

You've got to be kidding me.

Do i have to call you tomorrow?

This sucks.

Can you finish now? i have a meeting...

zzzzzzzzzzzz.

By the way, i want to break up.

Haven't you ever done this before?

A second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!
God, that is small!!

Your best-friend does it much better.

Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.

Shut up, bitch! (when the girl says it)

You know, you're not really attractive.

I'm sorry, i was not listening.

What, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!

It's ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.

Is it o.k. if i never see you again?

All of a sudden i have a headache.

You're boring.

Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!

Just use your finger, its bigger.

Get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!

i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!

I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!

Mooooo!!

OK start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!

Of course I don't love you.

Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.

I guess the women have more not to say than they have to say

no women cant say them thing they to me, no day! never! you mad!
and any day that happen i will retire and go chill with the big man up stairs

Super Star wrote:: no women cant say them thing they to me, no day! never! you mad!
and any day that happen i will retire and go chill with the big man up stairs

What are you gonna do commit suicide?

Super Star wrote:: i will retire and go chill with the big man up stairs

Too Much Sean Kingston Yow

That was kinda funny

So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
lol lol!

n00b Number of posts : 2 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-07-09

you forgot a couple more like:
is that it, you come ALREADY

big tool but not a clue how to use it

and what about the things u men say like: argue

i was too anxious

im tired lol!

take the matter out of ur eye (u men) before u take it out of others (us women) Razz

babyspice wrote:: you forgot a couple more like:
is that it, you come ALREADY

big tool but not a clue how to use it

and what about the things u men say like:

i was too anxious

im tired

take the matter out of ur eye (u men) before u take it out of others (us women)

I think she is speaking fr experience

babyspice wrote:: you forgot a couple more like:
is that it, you come ALREADY

big tool but not a clue how to use it

and what about the things u men say like:

i was too anxious

im tired

take the matter out of ur eye (u men) before u take it out of others (us women)

If I cum too quick the girl wont even know, condom or no condom. By the way welcome

babyspice wrote:: you forgot a couple more like:
is that it, you come ALREADY

big tool but not a clue how to use it

and what about the things u men say like:

i was too anxious

im tired

take the matter out of ur eye (u men) before u take it out of others (us women)

matta out of eye???? i'm confused

Papouch wrote:: If I cum too quick the girl wont even know, condom or no condom.

bap bap, yea even after me cum more than once me can still fuck her

Member Number of posts : 55 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-04-21

bah!!! alot of u guys r just talk and no action!!

Guys if you don't want us to be rude then handle us properly.
Take the time for foreplay and then doggy baby just send home the bone! You need to know that we r satisfied before yu seh yu finish!