The 25 inch penis

The 25 inch penis

A man with a 25-inch-long penis goes to his doctor to complain that
he is unable to get any women to have sex with him - They all tell him
his penis is too long. "Doctor," he asked in total frustration, "is there
any way that you can shorten it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically, son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do
know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him
directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is
25 inches long and I can't get a woman to have sex with me. Can you
help me shorten it?"

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies:
"I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go
down to a pond, deep in the forest. You will see a frog sitting on a log,
who can solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog: 'Will you
marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will
be five inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out
to the frog. "Will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly
and replied "NO!" The man looked down and suddenly the penis was
5 inches shorter, "WOW," he screamed out loud.

"This is great! But it's still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to
marry me again. "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted. The frog
rolled the eyes back in its head and screamed back "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down and it was
another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed. "This is fantastic. But 15
inches is still too long." He reflected for a moment. "Just a little less
would be ideal," he thought. Grinning, the man looked across the
pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking his head in disgust,
"How many times do I have to tell you? NO! NO! and for the last time
NO!"

-_- I was the man that went to the frog, u evil bastard spreading my business

But no one knew. Now everybody kno's u aint got sh!t in u pants.

I don't have shit but I do have something of greater value to the ladies

SWISS WATCH YUR LANAGUAGE ARE I MAY HAVE TO START DELETING YOU HEAR ME !!!

Swiss wrote:

I don't have shit but I do have something of greater value to the ladies

What u mouth?

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But no one knew. Now everybody kno's u aint got shit in u pants.

ha

we discussed this already.

I was trying to prove something you and I both said the word "shit" and yet I was the only one that was warned, I'm beginning to think, that mod doesn't want me on this forum.

im sorry i was joking man you are not serious