> > THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
> > WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
> >
> > SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
> > THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
> > STOPPED.
> > THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
> > "THAT WAS MY PAGER ,SHE SAID.
> > I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
> >
> > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
> > THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
> > WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
> > "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE ,I HAVE A
> > MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
> >
> > THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
> > NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO
> > SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
> > SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
> > SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM
> > HER REAR END.
> > THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
> > THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... " WELL,
> > WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...
> > I'M GETTING A FAX " !!
Tue May 05, 2009 9:23 am
