Men are like cars women are like parking lots

i generally dont consider women as parkling lots but many treat themselves like lots and if they treat themselves like that then cant expect a man to treat them any different. I never really understood why some women could never close their "parking garage".

Ladies please get to know your men, and ensure that there is a future in your relationship before screwing a guy u like. i'm tired of seeing women complain about guys doing it then leaving... if dont see a future then dont do it!

pointless.

hey mod guy, your sig is annoying me. I know it should be sent in a PM but, it is your job to delete this.

Oh one word posting is spam!!! so you can't tell me shit.

Apathy wrote:: i generally dont consider women as parkling lots but many treat themselves like lots and if they treat themselves like that then cant expect a man to treat them any different. I never really understood why some women could never close their "parking garage".

Ladies please get to know your men, and ensure that there is a future in your relationship before screwing a guy u like. i'm tired of seeing women complain about guys doing it then leaving... if dont see a future then dont do it!

Wow...didn't expect that from you. Thats a new one. Maturing?

Link wrote:: Fight the 'gina bro!

PLease say it anit so LINK Have become a sexist basterd.OMG affraid

Ladies! Did you know that each time a car enters your parking lot it changes the environment? Which in turn increases your changes of getting Cervical cancer?
* One car only (1 partner at a time)
* Don't change the type of car (The condom also affects the environment of the vagina, so stick to one condom)
Guys do your part, stick to one type/brand of condom. Please, please ensure before the care enters the lot ensure it is cover.

Oh boy. That's another reason why women should not cheat

I wish horrible things happened to the penis when men fuck around...

Beezle wrote:: I wish horrible things happened to the penis when men fuck around...

likewise to the vagina when women to the same. -_-

You people, turned my informative post into ARGGHHH!
*Think of pretty things*

Well horrible things happen to both sexes when they screw around.

I would like to know what happen to us men

the post will alway ratten leave the post hole

God give you girls the parking lot to have cars park there and he also gave men the cars, so park in as many parking lots but park safely and responsible.

ladies lets not fight with intellectually challenged species called men cause if we do that, we are just like them which is a parking lot we are the cars you know like a Aston Marton we have speed, we have curves and we have class and we choose any parking lot we like with with benefits (house, financial status and a good ride lol.. if you know what i mean lades)

Member Number of posts : 25 Points : 17 Registration date : 2009-02-15

SO you like Aston Martins DO you know what guys do with cars like that WE PRESS THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you wouldn't be qualified to press out this Aston Marton much less to drive in it ok

Ouch! Shanmax u on a roll gil cooldown lol

Member Number of posts : 25 Points : 17 Registration date : 2009-02-15

you sure your Aston martin or hand cart

Shanmax wrote:: you wouldn't be qualified to press out this Aston Marton much less to drive in it ok

Oh shit!!!

Dele you wouldnt even known cause you wouldnt be granted a chance either and for your info im not a hand cart cause i dont need a push start you just need the right key to start this engine cause its all automatic ok

Member Number of posts : 25 Points : 17 Registration date : 2009-02-15

so we just turn on your engines place u into drive and that's it so every TIME it will be the same old thing NO GEAR SHIFTING THAT'S SAD better you just stick to being a parking lot that CAR

lol oh my this getting good tell her say you want gear box, automatic boring

DELE wrote:: so we just turn on your engines place u into drive and that's it so every TIME it will be the same old thing NO GEAR SHIFTING THAT'S SAD better you just stick to being a parking lot that CAR

That is if you know where is the right spot and trust me it may be the same way to start but every time your taken for a drive i will be bring you to different places may be even heaven some times

Member Number of posts : 25 Points : 17 Registration date : 2009-02-15

well if that be the case come tek mi to heaven

This is a very confusing argument, at first it was a throat slashing one and all of a sudden, out of no where, it becomes some lovie dovie thing.

I don't really care what the transmission is, automatic takes less work, and the gear makes the drive more exciting.

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