Men are like cars women are like parking lots

An interesting topic that came up today while was having lunch with some male friends. what to you think about this please voice your opinion on this

I think you meant "Men are like parking lots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicap."

Truer words have never been spoken.

Well beezle's version sounds better. Cause the first one sounds like all men do is take a f*&# and then leave

That is what they do...

...some not all so no one get offended.

Well I don't see much of a prob with it if both persons are ok with it

OK then ladies it is a known truth that you all are parking lots if you look into what goes into a parking lot a car. GUYS when you are bored and u take a spin were do you park IN THE PARKING LOT when leave where do we leave from A PARKING SPOT WHENEVER YOU GO IN THE WORLD YOU PARK IN A PARKING LOT EVEN IN SEX THE WOMEN ARE PARKING LOT AND WE ARE THE CAR CAUSE WE PARK INSIDE YOU SO IN TRUTH AND ESSENCE WOMEN ARE PARKING LOT AND MEN ARE CARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END

ladies don't get offended by the statement only when you really think of it in a good or bad way you are wat we say you are its up to you to knw if your a good parking lot or the bad ones GOOD ONES( THAT MAN WILL FIND A PLACE TO PARK IN YOUR HEART ) IF YOUR THE BAD ONE I THINK YOU KNW THE REST

Beezle wrote:

I think you meant "Men are like parking lots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicap."

Truer words have never been spoken.

well said Beezle!

Dele, are u single? And if you are, the road to a masturbation free future is NOT treating women like trash.

listen if you knw your not a bad parking lot why you talking i knw my theory is bad but its a fact you want it in a sweeter terms im happy to oblige

well the analogy is new, but it works fine in describing how most things going on now in Ja. I think what alot of women are hoping for is exclusive parking for their care but they not getting it.The cars seem to like changing based on where the shade is....

ladies the fact remains that you are parking lots and we are cars women are more to get rid of men a.k.a cars than the guys. GUYS take a much longer to change and find a new parking lot

Lol i dont agree with you there i wasnt gonna add any thing to this but true that statement is not true the change parking spot like wow, and you know what im talking about. remember you car friend name hyper things mandaz

Piss Off as hell wrote:

Lol i dont agree with you there i wasnt gonna add any thing to this but true that statement is not true the change parking spot like wow, and you know what im talking about. remember you car friend name hyper things mandaz

lol nice name kammy......
why so pissed btw?

and i publicly apologise for dissing u. i totally didnt know u would take such offence to it.

This topic is a hot one. Truth be told, I disagree with parking lot thing somewhat. I think you should state that some women are like parking lots. "A parking lot have different cars parking in it the same day". Now not all women are like that

which ever be the case men some thing and women are something at the end of the day, some one is getting hurt by some one. the parking spot are the car .some one getting hurt , may it be the good car bad parking spot are bad car good parking spot its . all the same game we play every day.

*sigh*

You all just butchered what was supposed to be a well known quote.

*Sigh*
A so the jerk off them stay

Well...
you can kinda get what the guys are trying to bring across but what happens when you cant get that parking lot anymore? See, i just think that theory sounds like men have full control over this sex thing when most of the time we dont.

The anology would have to be more a mutual one...either that or slanted more on the side of the female...

*hates beezle for quote*

You called me handicap!

aww, handicap men are people too. lol

It could be that you're not handicap and it's just that they're fighting for your space so no one is in it yet.

Beezle wrote:

aww, handicap men are people too. lol

It could be that you're not handicap and it's just that they're fighting for your space so no one is in it yet.

Dont let her buy you out!

She insulted many of us. Thats's just how they are. Extremely inconsiderate when generalizing. Fight the 'gina bro!

Why do you constantly refer to females a 'gina, then when they attack you, you complain. If beezle, chop yuh inna yuh raas yuh cyaah seh nutten.

*turns on english*

When she insults you, don't come crying

Link wrote:

Dont let her buy you out!

She insulted many of us. Thats's just how they are. Extremely inconsiderate when generalizing. Fight the 'gina bro!

Why do you constantly make me out to be the type of female that is out to mentally destroy every man possible!?

Papouch wrote:

Why do you constantly refer to females a 'gina, then when they attack you, you complain. If beezle, chop yuh inna yuh raas yuh cyaah seh nutten.

*turns on english*

When she insults you, don't come crying

Will you have my back then while I beat the shit out of Link? Even if it's just moral support it'll be appreciated. ^_^

I guess maybe Indifferent is correct, we are like parking lot, they enter stay for a while then they leave, just ensure that they pay there parking tickets, and they keep the park clean during their visit. Maybe I would worry more if she said we are like drive thru, get what they want then leave if they don't they leave very angry.
Cars are at times in parking lots for long periods at a time.

Beezle wrote:

aww, handicap men are people too. lol

It could be that you're not handicap and it's just that they're fighting for your space so no one is in it yet.

I hope you know that up to this point you still haven't disputed the possibility of me being hadicapped. And trust me if there was a fight I'm sure both parties have died from old age considering the amount of time i have been vaccant for.

Link wrote:

Dont let her buy you out!

She insulted many of us. Thats's just how they are. Extremely inconsiderate when generalizing. Fight the 'gina bro!

Yea, women are extremely inconsiderate when doing so for real. to them, EVERY man is a dog, EVERY man only uses them, and EVERY man on showers once a week...(although the last one may be true)

Listening to Angel makes me feel like its about time i just rent a parking lot! trying to find free parking is way too damn hectic and hassling. Plus if you enter some parking lots you find reverse spikes and you can never leave.

Prowler wrote:

I hope you know that up to this point you still haven't disputed the possibility of me being hadicapped. And trust me if there was a fight I'm sure both parties have died from old age considering the amount of time i have been vaccant for.

Well...I don't know you for real so I can't say whether you are or not. I will however give you the benefit of the doubt.