A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were McCain fans.. Not really knowing what a McCain fan was, but wantingto be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to
be different...again.Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.'
The teacher said,'Why aren't you a McCain fan?' Johnny said, 'Because
I'm a Democrat.'The teacher asked why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny
answered, 'Well,my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a
Democrat.' The teacher asks, ' If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was
an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny
replied, 'That would make me a McCain fan.'I always liked Little Johnny