WHO'S GUILTY (Feel free to answer the question)

A man and woman were sound asleep, when suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, startled out of her sleep, jumped up from the bed and yelled, 'Shit! That must be my husband!'

Instantly the man bolted from the bed, grabbed his clothes and shoes and ran naked out the back door and dove off the porch. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through thorn bushes, and reached his car, bleeding and exhausted.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman 'I'M your husband, you slut!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a bitch!'

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Yeah it was, I just wish we could get some new jokes now

I dont remember seeing it but that was funny