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 A duck walks into a bar

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iBlacknite2.0
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PostSubject: A duck walks into a bar   A duck walks into a bar Icon_minitimeThu May 01, 2008 2:15 am
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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PostSubject: Re: A duck walks into a bar   A duck walks into a bar Icon_minitimeThu May 01, 2008 4:27 pm
I Would Skin that Duck
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PostSubject: Re: A duck walks into a bar   A duck walks into a bar Icon_minitimeThu May 01, 2008 7:28 pm
Who's up for some Roast Duck.
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PostSubject: Re: A duck walks into a bar   A duck walks into a bar Icon_minitimeThu May 01, 2008 9:52 pm
lol, my mom actually carried duck 4 me lastnight, it dont taste as good as thought
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PostSubject: Re: A duck walks into a bar   A duck walks into a bar Icon_minitimeSun May 04, 2008 1:07 pm
blacknite21589 wrote:
lol, my mom actually carried duck 4 me lastnight, it dont taste as good as thought

ok
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