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 A Guy and his girlfriend....

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Pixie
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Number of posts : 85
Age : 35
Location : Leeds, United Kingdom
Mood : A Guy and his girlfriend.... Sunshine
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Registration date : 2008-03-06

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PostSubject: A Guy and his girlfriend....   A Guy and his girlfriend.... Icon_minitimeSat Mar 22, 2008 1:34 pm
I dunno if you will find this funny, but i thought i would post a random one Smile

A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes.

The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he crashes the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn't because she didn't have any clothes on. He replies, "take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!"

She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, I think he's too far in."
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ahmeer
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Number of posts : 2648
Location : Where hackers live..
Mood : A Guy and his girlfriend.... Devilish
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Registration date : 2007-10-29

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PostSubject: Re: A Guy and his girlfriend....   A Guy and his girlfriend.... Icon_minitimeSat Mar 22, 2008 9:57 pm
Very Happy
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iBlacknite2.0
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Number of posts : 2728
Age : 35
Location : Darkness
Mood : A Guy and his girlfriend.... Paranoid
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Registration date : 2007-11-01

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PostSubject: Re: A Guy and his girlfriend....   A Guy and his girlfriend.... Icon_minitimeSat Mar 22, 2008 11:47 pm
not bad afro keep doing ur thing
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