MI Ganny always use to say........ curtesy of jamaican jokes

... Yuh wing soon clip

... Yuh mus be tink seh mi born behind cow

... Puss an dawg nuh have de same luck

... Learn fi dance a yard before yuh go abroad

... Dawg know who fi bite and duppy know who fi frighten

... Chicken merry! Hawk deh near

... Yuh head faver someting whey johncrow draw brakes ina

... Yuh head faver johncrow airport

... Whey mek yuh head faver senseh fowl nest

... It too early. Cock no even put on im draws yet

... If yuh don't hear yuh will feel

... Yuh free paper soon burn

... Yuh more harm than hurt

... Wen poop a chat, fart deh near

... It holey holey but it clean

... But cuh pon yuh to

... Use deh one stone an kill deh two bird

... Mi no wan hear bout 'orse dead and cow fat

... Always have manners, it will carry yuh far

damn country ppl, jk. funny
especially, it holey holey but it clean

these are not really jokes alot apply to us because we dont listen to our grams when they talk to us.my grams even though she not Jamaican still uses these theme to drive me nut at times
the the on i really like and use from time to time
Yuh head faver sumting whey johncrow draw brakes inna it

Backaz wrote:

these are not really jokes alot apply to us because we dont listen to our grams when they talk to us.my grams even though she not Jamaican still uses these theme to drive me nut at times
the the on i really like and use from time to time
Yuh head faver sumting whey johncrow draw brakes inna it

lmao

That means ur head is nappy

blacknite21589 wrote:

That means ur head is nappy

hmmm blacknite, a wey yuh a try fi sey me cy'an understan wey uno talk bout... me know wey it mean.... mi ano biginna llol im making my self laugh