Terrorist Attack In Jamaica

llol dis is sooo true :After the tragedy in New York and Washington the question arises: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF JAMAICA IS ATTACKED? Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Jamaica we are much better prepared for these kind of attacks. 1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings. 2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8:45 there won't be sufficient people to kill. 3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them. 4. Air Jamaica would surely have fouled up the terrorists plans by being delayed AGAIN! 5. Jamaicans would've never let a terrorist hijack a plane. They would've "buss their ass", and send them back to where they came from. 6. A Jamaican would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've "RASS" the terrorist with it over the head. 7. If a terrorist was living for one year in Jamaica he would've been robbed and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back home a long time ago. 8. In Jamaica the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would've had to PAY for it. 9. Osama would be so confused with who is REALLY in power. 10. You see... in Jamaica we are well prepared.

That is so fucking true, but next time state exactly what you mean by molested

Papouch wrote:

That is so fucking true, but next time state exactly what you mean by molested

papouch u sound offended. but a true next time state exactly what you mean.

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6. A Jamaican would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've "RASS" the terrorist with it over the head. 7. If a terrorist was living for one year in Jamaica he would've been robbed and molested the beaten him would get black blue would be his color.so many times he would've given up and gone back home a long time ago.

we don't Rass people with cell phone Jamaicans like expensive thing cell included. think heavy not lite . so if he was going to rass him with sumting it better can knock him the fuk out

llol u guyz are funny... true true, a cell phone would have been too expensive, may be a shoe.. and beaten up is better stated than mollested i guess, for all u touchy individuals out there

tauriteka wrote:

llol u guyz are funny... true true, a cell phone would have been too expensive, may be a shoe.. and beaten up is better stated than mollested i guess, for all u touchy individuals out there

Maybe they would use a pot to"Raas" the terrorist in the head

this is funny, good stuff props to u.

this is funny & yea u don't have anyting that is worth blowing up in jamaica & the jamaican sellers returning home with their goods will never allow them thing 2 get blow up with out a fight