Lame Joke

Subject: Lame Joke Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:34 pm

When is the perfect time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:51 pm

Hey can i post a next lame joke in this thread ??????

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:33 pm

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:49 pm

Shipwrecked

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"

"What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."

"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."

Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top.

The husband says to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down there!"

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:14 pm

smart sailor

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:04 pm

Strangers on a Train

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.

"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.

"I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out ten dollars and gives it to the farmer.

"I don''t know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to get up a palm tree and ten seconds to get back down?"

The farmer takes the ten dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out one dollar and hands it to the scientist.

"I don''t know."

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:36 pm

Wow those people are smart Laughing

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:37 am

yea i must say, the farmer one was quite good

Subject: Lame Joke Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:45 pm

You know what's lame even posting a joke here in the first place.

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:31 am

yeh, we're just having fun, DUDE!!

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:20 pm

yea lame but still not bad at all

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:37 am

Wise Old Man

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.

The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing."

The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.

After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.

"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"

"A freakin' quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, dude. We quit!" And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:40 am

THAT ONE, REALLY WAS LAME

Subject: Re: Lame Joke Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:55 pm

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