Little Billy was at school one morning when the
teacher asked all the children what their fathers did
for a living.
All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman,
salesman, company CEO, etc, but Billy was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him about his father.
'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes
if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man,
rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.'
The teacher quickly set the other children some work
and took Little Billy aside to ask him if that was
really true.
'No' said Billy, 'He plays cricket for the West
Indies, but I was just too embarrassed to say.'
Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:04 pm
