A man is running through the hospital when he accidently runs straight into the breasts of one hell of a nice looking nurse.
The man, suprised by her soft tits says, "If your heart is as soft as your tits, you surely will forgive me."
The nurse looks the man up and down, licks her lips and then says, "mmm... well if your dick is as hard as your elbow meet me in room nine."