Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!
Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.
Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass
Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !
Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:53 pm
