25: COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
24: BEFORE U ATTACK HER WRAP YOUR WHACKER
23: DON'T BE SILLY PROTECT YOUR WILLY
22: WHEN IN DOUBT SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
21: DON'T BE A LONER COVER YOUR BONER
20: YOU CANT GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
19: IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SACK IT GO HOME AND WHACK IT
18: IF YOU THINK SHE IS SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
17: IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS COMDOMIZE
16: IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
15: SHE WONT GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
14: IF YOU GO INTO HEAT PACKAGE YOU MEAT
13: WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
12: WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE SHIT UP YOU MOUSE
11: ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
10: NEVER EVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
9: DON'T BE A FOOL VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
8: THE RIGHT SELECTION IS TO PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
7: WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
6: A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
5: IF YOU REALLY LOVE HER WEAR A COVER
4: DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE COVER YO9UR SNAKE
3: SEX IS CLEANER WITH A PACKAGED WEANER
2: IF YOU CANT SHIELD YOUR ROCKET LEAVE IT IN YOUR POCKET
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Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:51 pm
