MOMMY MOMMY

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.

Shut up son and keep swimming.


Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!

Well throw some more gasoline on him then.

Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Shut up son, you'll wake your father.


Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.


Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running?

Shut up and reload.


Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.


Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?

Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!


Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?

Shut up and get back in the oven!


Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!


Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.

Shut up and eat around it!

Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!

Shut up and comb your face!

Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.

Billy, let go of Susie's ear.

Billy! Let go of her ear!

All right Billy, give me the ear.