The 11th Husband

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>> The 11th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had
>>previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new
>>husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the
>>puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well,
>>husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was
>>going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really
>>sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get
>>back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that
>>everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system
>>up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
>>order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was
>>an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to
>>research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6
>>was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether
>>it was his job or not. "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a
>>product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband # 8 was a
>>Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband # 9 was a
>>Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. "Husband # 10 was a Stamp
>>Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him. " But now that
>>I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but
>>why? "Your're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get
>>SCREWED."
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