Not sure if it has already been posted...too lazy to check...
Several men are in the locker room of the rugby club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the rooms stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Sweetheart, it's me. I can hardly hear you........are you at the
club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat."
......
MAN: "OK..........go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: " 30 000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking, 300 000."
.........
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 290,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 10,000. It's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment,
mouths agape.
He smiles and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:07 am
