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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:56 am

Ladies! Did you know that each time a car enters your parking lot it changes the environment? Which in turn increases your changes of getting Cervical cancer?
* One car only (1 partner at a time)
* Don't change the type of car (The condom also affects the environment of the vagina, so stick to one condom)
Guys do your part, stick to one type/brand of condom. Please, please ensure before the care enters the lot ensure it is cover.

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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:17 pm

Oh boy. That's another reason why women should not cheat

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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:51 pm

I wish horrible things happened to the penis when men fuck around...
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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:18 am

Beezle wrote:
I wish horrible things happened to the penis when men fuck around...


likewise to the vagina when women to the same. -_-

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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:35 am

You people, turned my informative post into ARGGHHH!
*Think of pretty things*

Well horrible things happen to both sexes when they screw around.

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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:20 pm

I would like to know what happen to us men

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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:06 pm

the post will alway ratten leave the post hole

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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:42 am

God give you girls the parking lot to have cars park there and he also gave men the cars, so park in as many parking lots but park safely and responsible.

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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:26 pm

ladies lets not fight with intellectually challenged species called men cause if we do that, we are just like them which is a parking lot we are the cars you know like a Aston Marton we have speed, we have curves and we have class and we choose any parking lot we like with with benefits (house, financial status and a good ride lol.. if you know what i mean lades)
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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:51 am

SO you like Aston Martins DO you know what guys do with cars like that WE PRESS THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:43 pm

you wouldn't be qualified to press out this Aston Marton much less to drive in it ok
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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:07 pm

Ouch! Shanmax u on a roll gil cooldown lol

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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:55 pm

you sure your Aston martin or hand cart
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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:50 am

Shanmax wrote:
you wouldn't be qualified to press out this Aston Marton much less to drive in it ok


Oh shit!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Men are like cars women are like parking lots   Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:07 pm

Dele you wouldnt even known cause you wouldnt be granted a chance either and for your info im not a hand cart cause i dont need a push start you just need the right key to start this engine cause its all automatic ok
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