http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/-t1.htm Come and contribute a joke Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:52:03 GMT 10 http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u111/MoraisH/jubecr.png http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/-t1.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/your-fart-t971.htm PAPoUCH You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better. You approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring at you, and that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod................ Jokes Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:16:36 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/your-fart-t971.htm#13831 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/your-fart-t971.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/computer-terminology-a-lil-lame-but-enjoy-t1220.htm ahmeer Computer Terminology 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago." Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and ... Jokes Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:52:03 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/computer-terminology-a-lil-lame-but-enjoy-t1220.htm#16662 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/computer-terminology-a-lil-lame-but-enjoy-t1220.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/hilarious-pic-t33.htm Mentally Unstable Ok peeps got some Funny Hilarious Pic well dont keep them to ur self share them with us. Spoiler: Jokes Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:42:54 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/hilarious-pic-t33.htm#132 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/hilarious-pic-t33.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/girls-night-out-t1189.htm ahmeer two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, ... Jokes Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:03:50 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/girls-night-out-t1189.htm#16424 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/girls-night-out-t1189.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-jamaican-halphabet-t1066.htm SexyKammy Gee...Haych...Hi..Jay...Kay...Hell
Hemm...Henn...Hoe...Pee...Quu...
Harr...Hess...Tee...You....Vee...
Dab'low...Hexx...Why...Zedd]]> Jokes Mon, 04 May 2009 15:51:04 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-jamaican-halphabet-t1066.htm#15859 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-jamaican-halphabet-t1066.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/tech-savvy8207-t1068.htm SexyKammy > > THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, > > WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. > > > > SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. > > THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP > > STOPPED. > > THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. > > "THAT WAS MY PAGER ,SHE SAID. > > I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." > > > > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. > ... Jokes Tue, 05 May 2009 13:23:24 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/tech-savvy8207-t1068.htm#15871 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/tech-savvy8207-t1068.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/girlfriend-a-little-long-but-worth-reading-t998.htm ahmeer Sent by a friend: I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately.I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and its sound is turned off. However, for the life of me I can'tfind the switch ... Jokes Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:56:05 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/girlfriend-a-little-long-but-worth-reading-t998.htm#14332 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/girlfriend-a-little-long-but-worth-reading-t998.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/dear-santa-t934.htm Mentally Unstable Dear Santa, I know you probly wondering why I writing yuh one day after Christmas but after opening mi presents dem yesterday, I just had was to write yuh. Santa, mi was a very good girl all year round. Mi listen to mi mummy when she talk to mi and ah help out wid di chores dem round di house. Ah even help di neighba pickney dem do fi dem chores tuh. One day mi all help out di old crosses Mr. George, the blind an cripple one, cross the road when di odda children dem just ah watch him an ... Jokes Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:17:27 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/dear-santa-t934.htm#13362 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/dear-santa-t934.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/redneck-wins-the-lottery-t962.htm ahmeer A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years. The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get ... Jokes Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:20:22 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/redneck-wins-the-lottery-t962.htm#13730 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/redneck-wins-the-lottery-t962.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/mozart-beyond-the-grave-t940.htm ahmeer When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, ... Jokes Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:17:31 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/mozart-beyond-the-grave-t940.htm#13453 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/mozart-beyond-the-grave-t940.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/windows-yardie-edition-t929.htm Philosopher Windows 98JE - Jamaican Windows 98JE - Jamaican Edition Dear Constumas: It look lik dem mek mistake an ship out couple a copies of WINDOWS 98/YAADIE VERSION somwhere ina Idaho. If you good ole counry folks in Idaho need a translatian fi di comman dem here dem is: When yuh open di Yaadie edition yuh wi si di opening screen. It reads: WINDAS 98," wit a background picture of Halfway Tree Square. When yuh start di program yuh wi hear di Bad bwoy antem: "Murdara ... Jokes Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:08:47 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/windows-yardie-edition-t929.htm#13337 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/windows-yardie-edition-t929.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/neil-armstrong-t915.htm Mentally Unstable When Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind statement but followed it by several remarks, usual between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck Mr. Gorsky". Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either ... Jokes Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:05:25 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/neil-armstrong-t915.htm#13211 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/neil-armstrong-t915.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/three-nuns-t839.htm ahmeer Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?" The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I ... Jokes Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:43:32 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/three-nuns-t839.htm#12409 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/three-nuns-t839.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/u-ll-be-laughing-ur-ass-off-t854.htm iBlacknite2.0 When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and ... Jokes Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:40:03 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/u-ll-be-laughing-ur-ass-off-t854.htm#12564 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/u-ll-be-laughing-ur-ass-off-t854.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/obama-vs-mccain-t880.htm iBlacknite2.0 A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were McCain fans.. Not really knowing what a McCain fan was, but wantingto be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different...again.Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.' The teacher said,'Why aren't you a McCain fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Democrat.'The teacher asked why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny answered, ... Jokes Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:16:23 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/obama-vs-mccain-t880.htm#12746 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/obama-vs-mccain-t880.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/anger-management-t749.htm SexyKammy When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?' Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** ing number!' and the ... Jokes Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:00:10 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/anger-management-t749.htm#11180 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/anger-management-t749.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/totally-bats-t889.htm ahmeer Totally Bats Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?" The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you." After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?" The hungry bat excitedly ... Jokes Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:44:42 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/totally-bats-t889.htm#12777 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/totally-bats-t889.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/dishes-t853.htm iBlacknite2.0 Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't ... Jokes Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:13:43 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/dishes-t853.htm#12563 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/dishes-t853.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-wrong-way-t850.htm ahmeer
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"]]> Jokes Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:18:09 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-wrong-way-t850.htm#12544 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-wrong-way-t850.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/name-that-animal-kids-t849.htm ahmeer Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?" "A cat!" said Suzy. "Good job! Now, what's this animal?" "A dog!" said Ricky. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A ... Jokes Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:11:30 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/name-that-animal-kids-t849.htm#12542 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/name-that-animal-kids-t849.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/who-s-guilty-feel-free-to-answer-the-question-t834.htm Courage A man and woman were sound asleep, when suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, startled out of her sleep, jumped up from the bed and yelled, 'Shit! That must be my husband!' Instantly the man bolted from the bed, grabbed his clothes and shoes and ran naked out the back door and dove off the porch. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through thorn bushes, and reached his car, bleeding and exhausted. Just a few minutes later he returned ... Jokes Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:43:22 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/who-s-guilty-feel-free-to-answer-the-question-t834.htm#12372 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/who-s-guilty-feel-free-to-answer-the-question-t834.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-value-of-a-2-pencil-t835.htm Courage YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD!! AND THEN YOU WILL FORWARD TO EVERYONE WITH THAT BIG OLE' SMILE ON YOUR FACE!! The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her ... Jokes Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:47:43 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-value-of-a-2-pencil-t835.htm#12373 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-value-of-a-2-pencil-t835.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven-t824.htm ahmeer The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow ... Jokes Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:50:37 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven-t824.htm#12275 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven-t824.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/voodoo-penis-t615.htm Courage A business man was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind ... Jokes Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:53:48 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/voodoo-penis-t615.htm#8735 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/voodoo-penis-t615.htm http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/flu-remedy-t599.htm Courage Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, ... Jokes Thu, 29 May 2008 19:58:06 GMT http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/flu-remedy-t599.htm#8484 http://jubecron.forumotion.com/jokes-f7/flu-remedy-t599.htm